Enter a world where comedy is as good as a ripe kiwi, and all jokes are filled with a refreshing splash of fun.
In this case, we cut through the mundane and deliver a laugh that is sweet, somewhat zesty and all round un-peel-ievably hilarious!Whether it is a play on words or a joke about fruit, you can smile, laugh, and even groan (in good sense) at these jokes.
Then whether you are a fruit-freak or you are simply seeking to have a taste of the fruits, you have arrived!
Welcome to the Kiwi Comedy Zone – the juiciest place for laughter! Just like the fruit, these puns are sweet, tangy, and a little bit seedy (in the funniest way possible).
Whether you love wordplay, silly humor, or just want something fresh to brighten your day, these Kiwi Puns & Jokes will definitely make you giggle. So peel back your stress and enjoy a fruity burst of fun!
Why did the kiwi blush? Because it saw the banana split.
What do you call a kiwi who tells good stories? A fruit narrator.
Why don’t kiwis ever get lonely? Because they always hang out in a fruit bowl.
What’s a kiwi’s favorite movie? Fruit and Furious.
Why was the kiwi so good at comedy? Because its jokes were always ripe.
What did the kiwi say to the lemon? Stop being so sour, zest be friends!
Why did the kiwi get invited to every picnic? Because it was always a slice of fun.
What’s a kiwi’s favorite sport? Squash.
Why did the strawberry like the kiwi? Because it was so a-peeling.
What do you call a smart kiwi? A brain-berry.
Why was the kiwi always smiling? It was in its fruitful mood.
What did the kiwi say to the watermelon? You’re one in a melon.
Why did the kiwi go to school? To become a little sharper.
What’s a kiwi’s favorite type of music? Jam sessions.
Why was the kiwi always calm? It knew how to chill in the fridge.
What do you call two kiwis in love? A perfect pear.
Why don’t kiwis ever argue? They like to keep things sweet and simple.
What did the kiwi do when it won the race? It shouted, “I’m the zest!”
What’s a kiwi’s favorite subject in school? His-story.
Why don’t kiwis gossip? They don’t want to be spread around.
What’s a kiwi’s favorite vacation spot? The fruit stand.
Why did the orange compliment the kiwi? Because it was looking juicy.
What’s a kiwi’s favorite hobby? Making smoothie moves.
Why did the banana break up with the kiwi? It found it a little too seedy.
What do you call a kiwi that sings? A fruit star.
Why was the kiwi never stressed? It always stayed well-preserved.
What did the apple say to the kiwi? You’re the zest friend I’ve ever had.
Why did the grape laugh at the kiwi? Because it was always cracking pun-ch lines.
What’s a kiwi’s favorite kind of party? A fruit punch party.
Why was the kiwi a great friend? Because it was always sweet on the inside.
Fresh, juicy, and packed with laughs — these Kiwi Puns & Jokes are short, sweet, and zesty!
Perfect for a quick giggle, they’re just like the fruit itself: small on the outside but bursting with flavor inside. Get ready for a fruity dose of humor that’s simply un-peel-ievable!
Kiwi’s favorite subject? His-story.
Why was the kiwi blushing? It saw the banana split.
A singing kiwi? That’s a fruit star.
Kiwi’s favorite dance? The fruit shake.
Why are kiwis good friends? They’re sweet inside.
What’s a kiwi’s hobby? Smoothie moves.
Kiwi’s favorite party? A fruit punch party.
Why was the kiwi calm? It chilled in the fridge.
Two kiwis in love? A perfect pear.
Kiwi’s favorite music? Jam sessions.
Why don’t kiwis gossip? They don’t like being spread.
What’s a kiwi’s sport? Squash.
Kiwi’s motto? Peel good, feel good.
Why was the kiwi funny? Its jokes were ripe.
Kiwi’s best compliment? You’re a-peeling!
A smart kiwi? A brain-berry.
Kiwi’s favorite holiday? Fruit-mas.
Kiwi’s best friend? A melon — one in a melon!
Why don’t kiwis fight? They keep it sweet.
Kiwi’s favorite drink? Fruit punch.
A kiwi on vacation? At the fruit stand.
Kiwi’s favorite movie? Fruit and Furious.
Why did the banana dump the kiwi? Too seedy.
Kiwi’s catchphrase? I’m the zest!
Why was the kiwi smiling? Fruitful mood.
Kiwi’s favorite superhero? The Incredible Hulk (green inside!).
Kiwi’s favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Why do kiwis love parties? They’re always a slice of fun.
Kiwi’s dream job? Juice influencer.
Why was the kiwi juicy? Because it was well-preserved.
These short and sweet Kiwi Jokes for Kids are full of fruity fun, easy to remember, and perfect for sharing at school, parties, or family time. Get ready for a bunch of berry funny laughs!
Fresh, sweet, and a little zesty — just like the fruit! These Kiwi Puns & Jokes are short, silly, and packed with fruity fun.
Perfect for kids, parties, or just a quick laugh, they’re guaranteed to make you giggle. From a-peeling punchlines to juicy one-liners, this collection is full of un-peel-ievable humor that everyone will enjoy!
Why did the kiwi blush? Because it saw the banana split.
A singing kiwi is called a fruit star.
Kiwis never fight — they’re too sweet.
Kiwi’s favorite sport? Squash.
Kiwi’s always smiling because it’s in a fruitful mood.
The apple told the kiwi, “You’re the zest friend I’ve ever had!”
Kiwis don’t gossip — they don’t want to be spread.
Kiwi’s favorite music? Jam sessions.
A smart kiwi is a brain-berry.
Kiwis stay calm because they chill in the fridge.
Two kiwis in love are a perfect pear.
Kiwi’s jokes are always ripe.
Kiwi’s favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
The banana dumped the kiwi for being too seedy.
Kiwi’s favorite party is a fruit punch party.
Kiwis vacation at the fruit stand.
Kiwi told the watermelon, “You’re one in a melon.”
Kiwi’s favorite holiday is Fruit-mas.
A juicy kiwi is just well-preserved.
Kiwi’s favorite drink? Fruit punch.
Kids love kiwis because they’re a-peeling.
Kiwi’s motto? Peel good, feel good.
Kiwi’s favorite subject? His-story.
Kiwis are fun because they’re always a slice of joy.
A kiwi is kind because it’s sweet inside.
Kiwi’s favorite superhero? The Incredible Hulk (green inside).
Kiwis love grapes because they enjoy pun-ch lines.
Sweet, tangy, and full of flavor — these Kiwi Puns & Jokes are just like the fruit itself!
Perfect for kids, families, or anyone who loves a good laugh, this collection of one-liners is packed with fruity fun. Quick, silly, and un-peel-ievably funny, they’re guaranteed to make you smile.
Why did the kiwi blush? Because it saw the banana split.
A singing kiwi is called a fruit star.
Kiwis never fight — they’re too sweet.
Kiwi’s favorite sport? Squash.
Kiwi’s always smiling because it’s in a fruitful mood.
The apple told the kiwi, “You’re the zest friend I’ve ever had!”
Kiwis don’t gossip — they don’t want to be spread.
Kiwi’s favorite music? Jam sessions.
A smart kiwi is a brain-berry.
Kiwis stay calm because they chill in the fridge.
Two kiwis in love are a perfect pear.
Kiwi’s jokes are always ripe.
Kiwi’s favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
The banana dumped the kiwi for being too seedy.
Kiwi’s favorite party is a fruit punch party.
Kiwis vacation at the fruit stand.
Kiwi told the watermelon, “You’re one in a melon.”
Kiwi’s favorite holiday is Fruit-mas.
A juicy kiwi is just well-preserved.
Kiwi’s favorite drink? Fruit punch.
Kids love kiwis because they’re a-peeling.
Kiwi’s motto? Peel good, feel good.
Kiwi’s favorite subject? His-story.
Kiwis are fun because they’re always a slice of joy.
A kiwi is kind because it’s sweet inside.
Kiwi’s favorite superhero? The Incredible Hulk (green inside).
Kiwis love grapes because they enjoy pun-ch lines.
And that’s all—or shall we say, a peel! These kiwi puns and jokes are packed with silly alliterations and juicy punchlines, reminding us that laughter can be as refreshing as a slice of fruit.
Whether you’ve shared them with kids, friends, or just needed to brighten your own day, these playful jokes are always ripe for a smile.
We hope they’ve made your day a little sweeter—because humor, just like fruit, is best enjoyed fresh.
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